You've stumbled upon this blog, congratulations. Take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are. Sure, odds are you were either forced here through friend guilt, or have reached a deep, dark level of the internet you weren't supposed to find. But we don't care. Actually, if it's the latter, do us all a favor and go play outside for awhile. Everything in moderation and what not.
If by chance you're here intentionally to actually read something, feast yourselves on the musings of our contributors: there's myself, Lukas Muhanty, the esteemed Trumaine Murison, and finally the infallible Wolf Sandall. Yes, these are all pen names. Yes, they are all brilliant. Yes, you are impressed.
Trumaine Murison has won 7 Pulitzer prizes; but alas all were in a game of Sims that he unfortunately saved over last summer. But in all honesty, if you're playing the Sims post-2004 you've got bigger problems then misplaced journalism awards. Wolf's claim to fame is having survived multiple brushes with death, his latest a two story effort off the back of a house in the midst of a party. Some people puke and rally for their second wind, Wolf prefers amateur unintentional base jumping because he's not a puss. But I know what you're thinking...what have you done with your life Lukas? Well, I've spent years peddling movie scripts, but Hollywood execs won't pick any of them up due to my tendency to leave Soprano's style clif...
As to the content of this blog, well you're in for a treat. Trumaine, Wolf, and I write about whatever we see fit. Sometimes it'll be sports. Other times it'll be politics. Maybe you'll see a movie review, or perhaps an account of one of Wolf's infamous weekend benders. Wildcard, or as we like to say around the non-existent office we don't post from: LIGAF.
Nonsense aside, we hope you're entertained. If not, let's be real...you're on Blogger. Like a desperate drunk guy who's the last of his friends to find a girl at the bar, it's time to lower those expectations champ.
-LM
